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MORE JOKES

by Pam Tilden

Published: 2009-03-10

TURTLE

Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground.


After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts.


Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. "Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted."

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GIFTED ARTIST

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of
children while they were drawing. She would occasionally
walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently,
she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm
drawing God." The teacher paused. . .
Then said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing,
the girl replied, "They will in a minute."