What did the barber say after he was finished with Repunzel?
It won't be long now!
THE GREAT WRITER
There was once a young man who, in his youth,
professed his desire become a great writer.
When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
-ArcaMax.com
A DOG AT THE MOVIES
Following a woman with a dog out of the movie
theater, a man stopped her and said, "I'm sorry to bother
you, but I was amazed that your dog seemed to get into
the movie so much. He cried at the right spots, moved
nervously at the boring spots, and laughed like crazy at the funny parts. Don't you find that unusual?"
"Yes," she replied. "I find it very unusual. Especially
considering that he hated the book!"
-ArcaMax.com
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